To everyone that ever wished spring break could last forever: this is why your mother told you to be careful what you wish for.
Remember “high fives” and “the three-second rule?” Heck, now I’m scared to eat off of my plate when Matt sets the table.
I had a runny nose this morning, so I can’t do any work. My family was quick to point out that I was chopping onions at the time, but I’m thinking of self-isolating for two weeks. It’s better to err on the side of caution.
Why wear makeup when I’m going to put a mask on? Maybe I should just accessorize with sunglasses and rob a bank while I’m out.
This face-mask clashes with my outfit.
The pandemic has helped me with conforming to the image of Christ. Not in my attitude—I’m talking about my beard and mustache.